Please help. My washing machine is really old and I can't afford to buy a new one and this one is possessed by the devil I believe. Every time my washing machine gets to a spin cycle it bounces all over my laundry room and makes a horrendous clattering sound like a banshee. How can I make my poor old machine last longer and be quiet? Thank you for having a place to turn for help.
Roger Hiddenman Plentywood, Montana
Dear Roger,
You're actually pretty close on your assumption. The washer is not actually possessed by the devil, however. It's possessed by Bob Gunter. I'm betting you have an XBox 360 or a PS 3 in your house. That's how he enters and begins to control your machinery. Bob Gunter played the coach in Maximum Overdrive. What few people know is that the reason Stephen King wrote and directed it, is that Bob Gunter had already taken over his brain. The movie is actually based on what Gunter does in real life, control machines. Then it seems that the machines have lives of their own, but they really don't. In the beginning, Gunter could gain access through nearly any machinery that he'd had contact with. With today's advances being what they are, he now uses video games to infiltrate homes.
All is not lost though! To appease Gunter and exorcise your washer is very simple! Pick up your phone and call an electrician. I know, they're scarce, but if you can find one, the results will be amazing. These 'electricians' are blessed with amazing magical abilities. After a few hours, they'll be able to set Gunter free from your home! Then you can get back to riding the machine like normal without having to wear combat gear!
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